Obama Appoints Adult Star Ron Jeremy

In response to the continuing oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama today tapped vetern adult film star, Ron Jeremy to "finally...once and for all" cap the gushing oil well. The President said of Jeremy, "Ron has been plugging holes for decades and I have supreme confidence that he will indeed plug that hole!"

WILLEM DAFOE WATCHES YOU SLEEP!

MCAKRONHAMMER

"You can't touch this!"

Who Is Elena Kagan?

Is it possible that King of Queens star Kevin James IS Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan???

Watch Out Jay!

Watch out Jay...COCO is comin for ya!!!

Steve Nash is Mason Verger?

I don't know why but when I saw this recent pic of Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash, I immediately thought of Mason Verger from the movie, Hannibal

Colton Harris-Moore and Tom Hanks in Catch Me If You Can 2

Who is stealing -- and crashing -- airplanes in Washington state? Police suspect 18-year-old Colton Harris-Moore, aka the "Barefoot Burglar." He eludes police by living in the woods and has a taste for the finer things in life. One detective likens him to "a feral child." His legend is growing in the Pacific Northwest, and he even has his own fan page on Facebook.

Also be sure to check out his Fan Club:

http://www.coltonharrismoorefanclub.com/

Lonesome Rhodes Beck

The GOP Presents: Lonesome Rhodes Beck

My Take On: "DON'T TAZE ME BRO"

Actor Luis Guzman as Philly Policeman about to taze Butthead.