Wednesday, July 14, 2010

American Psycho 3???

Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you...the psycho is back. Better watch out Khloe...

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Life Is Right

Come on down...you're the next contestant on, "The Life Is Right"

Saturday, June 12, 2010

England's Own Wayne "Garfunkel" Rooney


Fresh off of a disappointing 1-1 tie in their World Cup Opener, Wayne "Garfunkel" Rooney and England may just be "Homeward Bound"

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Obama Appoints Adult Star Ron Jeremy

In response to the continuing oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama today tapped vetern adult film star, Ron Jeremy to "finally...once and for all" cap the gushing oil well. The President said of Jeremy, "Ron has been plugging holes for decades and I have supreme confidence that he will indeed plug that hole!"