In response to the continuing oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama today tapped vetern adult film star, Ron Jeremy to "finally...once and for all" cap the gushing oil well. The President said of Jeremy, "Ron has been plugging holes for decades and I have supreme confidence that he will indeed plug that hole!"
Who is stealing -- and crashing -- airplanes in Washington state? Police suspect 18-year-old Colton Harris-Moore, aka the "Barefoot Burglar." He eludes police by living in the woods and has a taste for the finer things in life. One detective likens him to "a feral child." His legend is growing in the Pacific Northwest, and he even has his own fan page on Facebook.